Welcome basement dwellers to my evil website! Here we have many items up for sale! Breakup letters, artificial grass, gifts for the mother you still live with, we have everything you need! This page is dedicated to my brilliant Inators! There's also no refunds or payback guarantee if they happen to break..that will not be my fault.
INATOR BREAKDOWN:
Magnetism Magnifier (Inator!)
You see this wasn't called an Inator at first but then I decided to accept my calling and add Inator to the end of it…anyways, by covering the entire eastern seaboard in tin-foil, I can use my Magnetism Magnifier to pull on the eastern seaboard from a western direction, thus reversing the earth's rotations! Why I want to reverse the earth's rotation I'll figure out later. First I gotta find out how to make my money back, the cost of tinfoil these days is outrageous.
Deflate-Inator
You see, inflation is a big business, so by using the Deflate-Inator, I can deflate everything within the Tri-State Area so that anyone who needs something inflated will have to come to me! Let me just grab some cheese to feed the endangered rodent powering it….
Destruct-Inator
You see, when I was a young boy, my family fell on hard times. Our lawn gnome got repossessed, and there was no one to protect our homes from dark magic except… me! I was forced to stand still for hours and days, watching all the children play around me. So if I can’t have a lawn gnome, I’ll make sure nobody has a lawn gnome, and destroy them all with my destruct-inator! It’s capable of sucking in anything I desire, or blowing it back out. Now if only I could find the right remote for it…
Melt-Inator 65000
You see, when my popularity was at an all time low, I would recreate chocolate, something EVERYBODY loves, in my own image using my Melt-Inator 65000! Powered by thousands of laser pointers, it has a melting capacity of 7 on a scale of 1 to 5. It can melt anything it’s pointed at before being collected and processed with my secret ingredients and becoming the most delectable treat known to man! at once I plug it in. Too bad it short circuited before I could use it because of how much power it takes
Wood-Inator
You see, my Wood-Inator can attract wood the same way a magnet does metal. With it, I plan to undo a beaver dam that was keeping a river from flowing into the ocean, causing the sea level to rise by 2 percent, making my land that's one block away from the ocean SEA FRONT PROPERTY!
Slave-Inator
You see, my birthday has always been miserable. When I was 5 years old, I had to throw myself a surprise birthday party because no one else would show up. That's where the Slave-Inator comes in, to hypnotize anyone to do whatever the Inator says ! Should probably change the name though……
Age Accelerator-Inator
You see, when I briefly gave up evil to pursue the art of cheese making, I got impatient waiting for it to age. So I made the Age Accelerator…. INATOR ! Now I can age my cheese 58 years in a single instant!
Disintevaporator-Inator
You see, when my mentor, the evil Professor Destructicon, got captured while initiating his plan to set fire to the sun. A bit redundant if you ask me, but before he got captured he asked me to destroy his secret base, which I did with my Disintevaporator-Inator !
Freeze-inator
You see, when I temporarily replaced Perry the Platypus as my nemesis with Peter the Panda, it was all but a ruse in order to get all the best secret agents in one place. Once I had them all together, I'd Freeze them with my Freeze-Inator and use them as chess pieces.
Shrinkspheria
You see, I hate a lot of things! There's just, there's just a lot of things I hate! So I made this! You see I enter the name of something I hate, and Shrinkspheria hones in on its molecular structure, and then turns all the particles into sparticles! Thereby shrinking it into a teeny tiny speck so small, I never have to see it again!!
Copy and paste-Inator
You see, there is nothing I hate more than waiting in line! All the time wasted in stores and amusement parks when I could be spreading more evil in the Tri-state area! So I would make copies of myself, and they would do the waiting for me!
Slow Motion-Inator
You see, it would make Perry the Platypus too slow to foil my evil scheme, and I don't have to worry about capturing him!
The giant robotic penguin icy freeze your socks off breath-Inator
Look, I couldn't come up with a last minute name. You see, I created a bunch of giant robotic penguins so they could freeze the entire city! And then I would make a million dollar hot chocolate business scheme..
Dance-Inator
You see, my dryer broke, so I was trying to create a ray that would instantly dry my clothes. But instead, it turned out that anything I hit with the ray starts dancing, including people and inanimate objects.
Combine-inator
You see with my Combine-inator, I could combine any two objects into one! I used this Inator to combine my two favorite things in the world, garlic chip Ice cream and my pet cockroach! It uh..yeah it wasn't the most perfect combination..
Rotten-inator
You see I was in a meatloaf cook-off and I stole my brother Rodger’s recipe! But just in case someone made something better, one blast with the Rotten-inator would make my competitors' meatloaf completely rotten! Although it accidentally hit my own meatloaf..hey come my inators often hit things that I never intended them to hit?
Chicken Soup-inator
You see, my favorite deli once served me chicken noodle soup that had a fly in it! And I couldn't ask for a refund because my soup had already gotten cold! So for revenge, I made a device that would blast out a super concentrated rocket-like bolt of boiling hot chicken soup, powerful enough to demolish an entire city block!
Power Vacuum-Inator
You see, my Power Vacuum-Inator could turn anything it touches lint! And then it would vacuum it up by creating an actual “Power Vacuum" for me to fill! See how I used "Vacuum” as both a transcendental verb and an abstract concept? That's grammatical versatility!
Salt Water Taffy-Inator
You see I once learned that the leading cause of Tooth decay is Salt Water Taffy! So I invented the Salt Water Taffy-Inator at the bottom of the ocean to make the sweetest, gooiest, stickiest Salt Water Taffy in the world!! Enough to give cavities every kid cavities in the Tri-state area!
Least Likely-inator
You see all I gotta do is zap someone with this baby and they can't help but do the least likely thing to their nature! It would make my bratty brother do something so embarrassing, they'd have to give the Tri-state area to me! Maybe I should've zapped it on myself….
De-Age-Inator
You see I wanted to make a film and the film festival that would convince people to make me their leader! Problem was it required you to be 15 and younger. So I invented the De-Age-Inator so I could turn myself into a 14 year old boy, submit my film to the festival, and sit back as the people of Danville are convinced that I must be installed as the leader of the entire Tri-state area!!
Moisture Suck-inator
You see I invented this after I was jealous of my neighbor for having better plants than me! This device would suck all the moisture out of my neighbors plants, turning them brown, which would make my plants look greener by comparison! Although yes, it could work on people too…..but In case you ever shoot in on yourself, a nice glass of water would help!
Pick Em Up-Inator
You see I wanted to pick my daughter up from school but I didn't have much time, so I invented this so she could make it home just in time! It surprisingly didn't explode..
Eye Fog-Inator
You see, my technology was being used for better Optometrist equipment, I was being paid nice but I wasn't a fan of my inventions being used for good! So I invented the Eye Fog-Inator to fog up people's eye sights so they'd have to use my equipment more, that way I'd make more money!
Platypus-Inator
You see in order to fight fire, I needed fire to fight fire! So I made this invention to turn me into a Platypus and finally defeat Perry the Platypus!
Turkey-Inator
You see whenever Thanksgiving comes out, you always get bloated and tired, not because you're fat and lazy, but because Turkey makes you sleepy! So I would invent the Turkey-inator so I could fly around the city and turn things into Turkey all Willy-Nilly! No one would be able to resist all that perfectly cooked Turkey goodness, and once everyone becomes too tired I could take over the Tri-state area with ease!!
Dodo Bird Incubator-inator
Now this one is a doozy…you see with this invention I would transform any egg into a Dodo egg. Once they hatched I would march my terrifying Dodo bird army across the Tri-state area. Now I thought that since they were extinct like dinosaurs then they would be ravaging Jurassic beasts! But uh…I didn't expect them to look like..that…
Double-Inator
You see, this Inator could double anything it zaps! It can be very helpful when I need another hand.. or foot..or shoulder…
Axe-Inator
You see..
Wait a minute! Axe-cidents can happen!
Rain-inator
Ah I remember this one, you see I have been using it to pour millions of water flows into some clouds causing it to rain! And all of the Tri-state area would be exposed to rainy summers!!
Peach Cobbler-Inator
You see this device once shot at someone will automatically make them want some peach cobbler more than anything in the world! If only it was sand proof..
Metal On Earth-inator
You see this Metal On Earth-inator could attack any kind of metal on earth and attract it to me! And it…uh..yeah that's as far as it goes..
All Purpose-Inator
You see this is an inators Inator! It does absolutely everything! Of course once I activate it, it will make all my other Inators obsolete..and uh..I guess that's progress. Unfortunately after putting all the final touches in my all purpose Inator, the ignition key fell off my balcony..then a gopher stole it. Now you see why I invented my Metal On Earth-inator! But it ended up exploding…like all things I make do..why does it always end in a massive explosion?
De-Handome-Inator
You see I hate getting magazine covers of handsome men sent into my mail, they always laugh in my face and mock me for being better looking than me! So I made this device so all good looking faces would soon look hideous! But I suppose if you reverse the lever then it COULD Un-uglify you.
Read My Mind-Inator
You see, whatever I think of in my mind appears on the little screen right there. Once I hooked it up to Perry the Platypus’ universal delete button, whatever I thought of, whenever I pushed the button, would be deleted from every mind in the Tri-state area!! But uh, people who don't know what I'm thinking about or don't remember it altogether will be completely unaffected, y'know I'm not doing any real harm.
Turn Everything Evil-Inator
You see I was thinking one day about how much better my nemesis Perry the Platypus would be as an ally, so I made this Inator to…turn everything evil!
Invis-Inator
So you're probably wondering, why would I need an invisibility ray? Well you see, y'know when those cute little scout girls come by to sell their cupcakes, or their raffle tickets or whatever? And you forget to close your shades so they come to the front door, and they can see you! They can see you right in there watching TV, and you can't pretend that you're not home because they see you! And they have those big pleading eyes making you feel guilty, so I was just going to shoot them with the ray so I don't have to look at them.
Away-Inator
You see..she's 16.
Erase-Inator
You see I! Actually this one is pretty self explanatory……
Bigger-Inator
You see..ok again pretty self explanatory..
Metal Destruct-Inator
You see, this device has the power to turn any metal into broccoli! Why Broccoli? Because it's healthy….
Begone-Inator
You see, this Inator will make you begone! Like, you'll actually be gone, it's a…it's a play on words. Look, it's really impressive and powerful, okay? I don't see you coming up with good Inator ideas..
Accelerate-Inator
You see, this Inator could accelerate any action that someone will commit! Let's say you want to slowly and peacefully eat a pizza because it's pizza Friday and you really want to enjoy that Pizza, well with this you would eat the Pizza at twice your normal speed!
De-Evolution-Inator
You see, when I unleash this baby in the Tri-state area, it would make every man, woman and child moonwalk backwards down the evolutionary chain. Finally at wimpy little Pliopithecus, and that's when I would swoop back into town and take over!
De-Volition-Inator
Not to be confused with my De-Evolution-Inator from above, you see, Volition is our ability to choose what we're going to do. This Inator allows me to take over your Volition and control everything you do! It's…it's basically a body control Inator..but that doesn't sound as impressive..
Although the De-Volition-Inator did end up backfiring on me when Perry the Platypus used it to control me. How did it happen you may ask?
Well I'll be honest I don't really understand, but I fell down that hill and I got glue on my hands.
And I had records on my fingers,
[What?]
Records on my fingers,
I had records on my fingers and It just can't stop.
[Don't stop!]
I can't stop, I had a Platypus controlling me!
[What?]
I had a Platypus controlling me!
Now let me sum it up, it was a strange set of circumstances.
[Strange set of circumstances!]
I fell down that hill and I got glue on my hands,
And I got records on my fingers, and it just can't stop.
[Don't stop! Don't stop!]
Well I would if I was able to, there was a Platypus controlling me, he was underneath the table.
[There was a Platypus controlling him? What?]
Hey where did all those voices and that music come from?..
Stain-inator
You see I wanted to ruin my snotty brother's day unveiling his painting because he ruined my greatest masterpiece. So I invented the Stain-inator so it could stain the art pieces and ruin them like he ruined my painting!! Till I…realized the painting he was unveiling was mine….
Forget about it-inator
So uh, you see I accidentally said something bad about my dear daughter Vanessa when I didn't see her, and she kinda took it the wrong way. So I made the Forget about it-inator, a device that would make you forget what you're thinking at that moment. Although once it's destroyed the effects wear off…
Video Beam Hijack Non-inator
You see, my brilliant mind came up with the solution to why my schemes always fail…of course I came to the conclusion that my failure is caused by me always calling my inventions Inators! So I made this invention a NON-Inator! Because it's not an Inator! This Non-inator could hijack any television screen and instead show me on TV!
Dull and Boring-inator
You see I decided to make an inator that would make anyone hit by it, dull and boring and would remove all of their creative and imaginative traits! You uh..you see how the name connects to the..? Yeah you get it.
Trip to the desert-Inator
You see this device will instantly take you to the desert so you can get out of my way and leave me alone.
Abominable-Inator
You see this invention will make whatever it hits bigger, hairier, and scarier! Okay I know what you're thinking, why the silly little stocking cap and scarf? The truth is I uh…..I had some yarn.
Rust-Inator
You see I built this little gadget called the rust-inator, at the push of a button it will reduce every other car into red dust!
Baby Cry-Inator
I know what you're saying, “But Heinz! You've already done a baby themed evil plot!” But this time I think I really nailed it. You see, it's a well known fact that no politician can pass up kissing a baby for fear of alienating the electrit. This can be risky though, because if the baby cries you could alienate the electrit even worse than if you refuse to kiss a baby in the first place. Now everybody loves my brother Rodger, babies, voters, dogs, cats, guys with shovels, giant squid, you name it. So every time my brother kissed a baby, I would uncork the Baby Cry-Inator! Releasing such a “waaahh" that the voters would think that he's universally hated by babies! And therefore untrustworthy!
Pacifier-Inator
You see, this device can make anyone zapped by it baby-fied. As in it'll turn them as passive and docile as a baby, so that no one will stop my from taking over the Tri-state area!!
Gimmelshtump-Inator
You see, I decided that I have been setting my sights too high trying to subdue a modern city. I needed to conquer a backward land where people are superstitious. That's why I would turn the Tri-state area into a reasonable copy of Gimmelshtump! The buildings, the clothing, the more easily conquerable mindset! Although the effects of the Gimmelshtump-inator could be undone if it's destroyed…why is that the thing with all of my inators?
Very very bad-inator
You see it's made out of the most evil parts of my old Inators, cobbled together without any rhyme or reason! My plan was going to just go high, turn on the machine and then…see what it does. I have no idea but, I was sure it was gonna be bad…hence, very bad-inator. Although I never actually found out what it did, since Perry the Platypus kinda ruined my plans.
Galactic Travel-Inator
You see, you get inside and it flies you up to, and I guess more to the point, through space! No it's not a spaceship…I suppose it's LIKE a spaceship but it's an inator, there's a difference.. its branding, leave me alone..
Rude-inator
You see, I hate being gentlemanly while my brother Rodger is an expert at etiquette or whatever it's called. So I invented the Rude-inator! It makes whoever it zaps intolerably rude. It would make my brother as rude as can be! And with all the confusion I would just waltz in and take over!
Key Find-Inator
You see, I love keys..I really love keys. So in order to get more keys I made the Key Find-Inator as I would have all the keys I want! And I would be able to open any door in the Tri-state area!!
Photomosaic-Inator
You see, this device can turn people into Photomosaics! And…yeah…yeah that's really it..I think I'm running out of ideas.
Pop-up Ad-inator
Ah yes, this may be my most evil Inator of all. You see, I was trying to buy a powerful weapon on the Internet, but pop-up ads kept blocking the button. But then I realized, I could use Pop-up ads to serve my own evil ends! So I came up with a whole slew of products and services that I could advertise, and my Pop-up Inator would put Pop-up ads virtually everywhere!! I would've made millions!! The best part is that the Pop-up ads will never go away, there's a little button that says click here to close, but guess what! It just opens up another pop-up ad!! Haha! Oh this was one of my favorite Inators of all…it was…
Mind Transfer-Inator
You see, I waged a war on grass.. don't ask. So I had a cow eat the grass, but I didn't want them to eat grass from being fueled by hunger..I wanted them to be fueled by the same anger I have for grass. So I invented the Mind Transfer-Inator so the cow could have pieces of my mind! Unfortunately, it didn't end up going so well..
Moustache-Inator
You see I…I just wanted to give people moustaches as a prank.. y'know just something funny, so I invented the Moustache-Inator. Yeah it was..kind of a letdown..
Shrink-Inator
You see..at first I thought I somehow made the baseball big, but in reality I actually turned the school small! Isn't that…isn't that funny?..
Babe-Inator
You see….ok I don't actually have to explain myself on this one..
Impersonator-Inator
You see, ever since I had to switch Pizza places my orders now are all showing up cold. Nothing I could do to change that because y'know, I'm a lousy tipper. So I invented this, the impersonator-inator! An Inator so nice, I had to name it twice! Rather than move or shell out extra cash, I can use this device to create a holographic field around myself, impersonate the pizza delivery boy, and pick up my own pizza while it's still warm! But then I said “Heinz Heinz, you're thinking too small! Why not be the Pizza boys boss?” But then I said, “Heinz Heinz, why be the pizza boys boss when I could be the pizza franchise owner!”
Double Negative-Inator
You see, this device will take any negative statement and turn it into a double negative, which..in turn makes it positive. Anyway I was dreaming about cold weather because it's been so hot lately, then I remembered how much I love the minty wink eggnog they make at Beverly's lunch downtown so I went to get one. But then Beverly told me I couldn't have one because they only make it in the winter. Once I recovered from the shock I did what I always do, solve a simple problem by inventing a complicated and menacing machine! All I had to do was shock Beverly with this and she'd be like “oh I guess you can have it" because it's not not winter! Then perhaps I could make myself not not ruler of the Tri-state area!!
Duplicate-inator 2
You see I came to the conclusion that I'm not that smart, so I built the duplicate-inator 2! You know how they say two heads are better than one? Well I would duplicate my head and become twice as smart! All of my life I've been a zero, but if I had two heads then I would be twice that!
Too bad 0x0 still equals zero and you two were still idiots..
Wait what? How did you hack my website??
You have like, no personal security..
Historical Army Retrieve-Inator
You see, this Inator is potato powered because I spent this month’s Alimony check on my last Inator…on the good side it smells like french fries in here! With this invention, I would seize the Spartan army and gain their respect with my Spartan costume, and I would rule the Tri-state area with my army of Spartans! Unfortunately I got the wrong army…and unfortunately they didn't listen to my commands at all..I mean I guess that makes sense?
Worst Fear-Inator
You see, in my never ending pursuit of domination I discovered that the best evil rulers use fear to keep people in line. So to get in the right headspace, I did what any logical evil scientist would do, rented all the scary movies in Danville for research! Once I was terrified I was able to analyze the fear based synapsis of the brain, and extrapolate some wonderful data! Basically,I shoot someone with the Worst Fear-Inator and whatever they're afraid of actually appears in real life!
Un-Retrograde-Inator
Ok so just pay attention to this one, you see my astrologer believes that when Mercury is in retrograde, anything can go wrong and it usually does. As it turns out, Mercury has been in retrograde all summer! No wonder my evil schemes keep failing! And that is why I invented the Un-Retrograde-Inator! Y'know it's to reverse my bad luck, yeah I know that Un-Retrograde is sort of a double negative and it sounds like I'm making mercury go forwards but I'm actually sending it backwards from going backwards which happens to look forward but it isn't. Y'know what, basically it's a Reverse-Inator but Un-Retrograde-Inato, it sounded more astrology-y in my head…unfortunately the effects do wear off pretty quickly.
Transport-Inator
You see, Christmas caught up to me this year and I didn't have the time to get Christmas shopping already. So I invented this device so I could instantly transport myself to the stores while everyone else is circling around looking for a parking spot. It's not exactly evil but it's slightly unfair!
Tell the Truth-Inator
You see, one blast from this baby and people will be forced to tell the truth! And it features an Abe Lincoln robot! He doesn't actually serve any functional purposes, he's just decoration but he's thematically linked to honesty! Because lies is what holds the fabric of society together, so making people reveal their lies will ruin society and I could just waltz in and take over!
These-Inators
You see..I think I invented these while I was asleep? Idk why..There's the confetti-inator that turns objects into confetti, the Cupcake-inator that turns objects into cupcakes, and the hug-inator which could make whatever you zap wanna hug you…it's a very weird phenomenon…when I'm awake I build evil inators that fail, and when I'm asleep I make nice Inators that work. What is my subconscious trying to tell me..
Drill-Inator
You see, my plan was to use this inator to drill a hole through the earth to China, building a toll highway to make millions of dollars!!! At least, until I got to the earth's molten core. Somehow I forgot about that….
Animator-Inator
You see, this device (that I completely remembered on my own) can make any inanimate object come to life. Now not necessarily alive alive, they don't have a soul or anything..
Stinklecrampen-Inator
You see, recently I've been musing to myself about how lucky my brother Rodger is. Luck is called Stinklecrampen in Drusselstein, and I never seem to have any of the good kind. Turns out that every object has a positive or negative energy field, so I harnessed that positive and negative energy and created the Stinklecrampen-Inator! So I would zap myself with good luck, while I would zap Rodger with bad luck! But of course breaking the device will stop the effects of it….ok why do I make all of my Inators do that?
Underwear-Inator
You see I figured that since man's greatest fear is realizing they're only wearing underwear in public, then I could create a device that makes anyone blasted by it appear in only underwear! Then everyone would be so embarrassed I could just waltz in and take over the Tri-state area..
Teleport-Inator
You see, this device is your basic teleporter that can zap anyone anywhere. I used it to send my daughter Vanessa to her favorite horror movie marathon since I was a bit tight on money..
Kinderlumper-Inator
You see, I would use this machine to turn myself into the dreaded troll of Drusselstein, the Kinderlumper! Then I would scale my brother Rodger so badly he would have to give the Tri-state area over to me!
Chicken Replace-Inator
You see, this beautiful device replaces anything it hits with a chicken! I mean think about how funny that would be in the middle of conversations or something! And it's not just any chicken, but the nearest chicken! I mean if you think about it that saves a lot of energy, I mean why pull some chicken halfway around the world when there might be one right around the corner!
Cool-Inator
You see, in order to make the younger demographic serve me instead of the older one, I would use my Cool-Inator to remove all the coolness from angsty teens!
Warthog Sprayer-Inator
You see back in the olden times of Danville, a Warthog was elected the mayor, but it went so badly that they made a law to never have a Warthog as mayor again! So I would use this spray to turn my brother Rodger into a Warthog so he couldn't be mayor anymore! Then I would waltz in and take over the Tri-state area!!
I don't care-Inator
Ok it's not like I don't care, you see it creates apathy in whoever it hints, it makes THEM not care.
Blend into the background-Inator
You see this device allows me to literally blend into the background by becoming invisible! Like they say, “it's easier to find a hidden object when you're hidden as well!” yeah that's a thing…they say that..
Loofah Flex Dill Pickle-Inator
You see, this device will launch all of my enemies into orbit and keep them floating there so far into the atmosphere that they won't bother me anymore.
Switch Place-Inator
You see I created this device to switch people's hairdos so the guy with a ruined hairline buys my hair product! The two things that are shot by the Inator will switch places!
Vaporizer-Inator
You see, with my mind now clear I stumbled onto a scientific fact. Every object on earth when heated to a certain temperature evaporates! With this device, I would've been able to vaporize things at will, and cause all kinds of mayhem! I would've.. I would've…
Bugs Me-Inator
You see I made a machine that would turn whatever bugs me all the time into actual bugs! I also hate bugs so it has an anti bug shield around me..
Sphere Attract-Inator
You see, I started thinking and realized that the true measure of a man is having a world famous roadside attraction! But which one to choose? Which one would be the most spectacular? Then it hit me, nothing brings them in like a big ball of twine! So that's why I built the Sphere Attract-Inator, to steal the world's largest ball of twine! If I'm not mistaken it did hit something else one time?..oh well..
Ultimate Evil-Inator
You see, it occurred to me that fighting underlings like Perry the Platypus is a waste of time! Why not go straight to the top? Why not take out the big boss??
I'm guessing Major Monogram?-
Why not choke off the Wellspring from which all OWCA goodness-
Yeah we get it, it's Major Monogram.
Let me just say it, will you?-
Y'know Perry the Platypus never interrupts me like this, does YOUR nemesis interrupt you??
Just saying..
From which all OWCA goodness flows!!
Major Monogram. Now see? See? You ruined it.
Anyways, with this weapon I would blast Major Monogram, turning him evil!! And then, y'know, he would join me as MY sidekick! Giving me access to the OWCA’s vast computer network, thus assuring my Tri-state area domination! Unfortunately it..hit the wrong.. person..
Why am I not surprised..
Power Drain-Inator
You see, with this device I had the power to DRAIN the power of anyone with power! I'm saying power a lot aren't I? This Inator was so powerful that it drained the powers of the Avengers themselves! Pretty cool huh?
Disintegrator-Inator
You see-
Wait why did that space station look like a child with a triangle head?
Repulsive-Inator
You see, whoever gets hit by this Inator becomes extremely repulsive! Like they just become the absolute worst kinds of people! Unfortunately they would uh…turn into me..and it would spread like a zombie virus..and unfortunately I have no control over them..
Shift the Earth's Position Away From the Sun-Inator
You see….ok I think the name explains itself..
Yeah it's a little long but work with me here..
It's basically a tractor beam that uses the mass of Jupiter as an anchor to pull the earth just slightly away from the sun.
Time Machine-Inator
You see, apparently in the future I would become a very well known genius mind known as Professor Time. So in order to fulfill that destiny of mine, I invented the Time Machine-Inator which runs on time juice found in clocks! Don't question why it looks like a taco stand…
Misc. Inators
Yeah you see I tried to make some do-good-inators that would help me be more of a hero..but uhhh…yeah…
I got a bunch of other cool Inators too! Now if you lookee here, we have the Disintegrator-Inator (the other one), the Galaxy-Inator, the De-Res-Inator, the Overhang-Inator, the Pickle Slicer-Inator, and a couple more random Inators that I also never used…I do have a Universe-Inator that can make a mini universe, and I have a Go Home-Inator that automatically sends you back home! And I also have a special Inator called the “Erase the Special Episode Inator" which would steal the first part of the Phineas and Ferb summer belongs to you special! (Note from FMT: holy shit these next Inators were JUST revealed. I think I have supernatural luck y'all) And here's some new ones I've been working on! This one will turn you into a giant and fill your pants with Macaroons! If you argue with me, this one will make you compliant! This one will turn your fingers into spoons! And this one guarantees you'll grow extra knees, but keep the same number of feet? Strangely…And here's a big surprise, this one makes apple pie! But sadly they're full of raw meats, I don't know why, it's gross. As you can see I've got a lot of Inators, but y'know they say “the more the merrier!"
Other Dimension-Inator
You see, this device would allow me to travel through other dimensions in a snap! At first I was broken and could not be used properly like..a lot of things but then some weird shaped kids fixed it up for me! They even made a remote control, so if I ever got separated from the portal, I could just open another one!
Do-Over-Inator
You see, I made a device that could reset the entire day from the beginning, anyone who's within the range of the Inator will be immune to the reset and be able to do the day all over again. Unfortunately it's a little flawed and unfinished...hey what does that Red button do again?-
Do-Over-Inator
You see, I made a device that could reset the entire day from the beginning, anyone who's within the range of the Inator will be immune to the reset and be able to do the day all over again. Unfortunately it's a little flawed and unfinished…wait a sec-
Do-Over-Inator
You see, I made a device that could reset the entire day from the beginning, anyone who's within the range of the Inator will be immune to the reset and be able to do the day all over again. Unfortunately it's a little flawed and unfinished...wait didn't we already do this alread-
Do-Over-Inator
You see, I made a device that could reset the entire day from the beginning, anyone who's within the range of the Inator will be immune to the reset and be able to do the day all over again. Unfortunately it's a little flawed and unfinished...oh it appears we're going through this event over and over again, I forget how did I stop it last time?-
Do-Over-Inator
You see, I made a device that could reset the entire day from the beginning, anyone who's within the range of the Inator will be immune to.. oh seriously are the sentences of the blog getting shorter or something??
Do-Over-Inator
You see, I made a device that could reset the entire day from the beginning, and it's getting so BORINGG.
Do-Over-Inator
You see, ah nuts I forgot my line.
Do-Over-Inator
Well poop.
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